March Fucking Madness

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This upcoming week is going to leave you, me, her, him and them, universally all fucked up. In a good way. That is, in the span of seven days your feet, eyes and ears will be taken advantage of by five huge dance behemoths. The assault will be opened by parisian electro juggernauts Justice on Sunday at Cepsum, followed by a Justice afterparty at Coda Club with Busy P and So-Me - the Ed Banger visual artist - which looks like it might bring about a line to get in to rival the Steve Aoki / Uffie blowout of early 08' fame. So get there early or you might cry frozen hipster tears.




After Justice bangs you harder, better, faster and stronger than your boyfriend or girlfriend ever could, you get monday to wednesday to recover, but only to prepare you for Chromeo at Le National on Thursday, Digitalism at Club Soda on monday, and MSTRKRFT and Boys Noize at Metropolis on Saturday. What the fuck. Shit will get real serious.




So drink your vitamin water, take extra naps, aggregate prescription drugs and stock up on bulk units of alcohol, because along with St Pattys day, sobriety will become a rarity among Montreal banger kids.

Justice - DVNO [Surkin Remix] (mp3)



Chromeo - Tenderoni [MSTRKRFT Remix] (mp3)



Digitalism - Pogo [Shinichi Osawa Remix] (mp3)



Boys Noize - & down [Siriusmo vs Boys Noize Remix] (mp3)

Big Things Hatchin!

Chocolate eggs are everywhere, and Montreal's Hatchmatik has blessed the interweb with an early spring surprise:

Chromeo - Bonafied Lovin [Hatchmatik remix ft Teki Latex] (mp3)

Working with Teki Latex who drops a bilingual verse, Hatch bangs Chromeo's Bonafied Lovin for the dancefloors. With bilingual verses, a Montreal based remixer and a Montreal/NYC based band, you can be happy getting your civic pride on while you tear up the dancefloor.

Speaking of torn-up dancefloors, the afore-mentioned Hatch will be killing it tonight with the Peer Pressure crew in celebration of A-rock's seventh birthday (check your calendars and do the math) at Coda.

So gird your loins, raise a cup and celebrate the craziest seventh birthday party you've ever been too.

To get you in the mood, we've got A-rock's "Day Of The Rent" below. Turn those PC speakers up to 11.

A-rock - Day of the Rent (mp3)

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On Nu Ravers tonight

Tonight is Nu ravers on the block's big 1 year anniversary party featuring none other than france's Les Petits Pilous and Vancouver's Felix Cartal. The Montreal Mirror's notorious Jack Oatman had a sit down with Nu raver's and as a result here they are on the cover of this week's issue.

As if you had to ask, i'll be there taking pictures amongst the crunkers and crunkees so, skeet skeet be there yourself! Here is a remix of Chromeo's Bonafied Lovin by Les Petits Pilous if you need more convincing:

Chromeo - Bonafied' Lovin [LES PETITS PILOUS REMIX] (mp3)