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This upcoming week is going to leave you, me, her, him and them, universally all fucked up. In a good way. That is, in the span of seven days your feet, eyes and ears will be taken advantage of by five huge dance behemoths. The assault will be opened by parisian electro juggernauts Justice on Sunday at Cepsum, followed by a Justice afterparty at Coda Club with Busy P and So-Me - the Ed Banger visual artist - which looks like it might bring about a line to get in to rival the Steve Aoki / Uffie blowout of early 08' fame. So get there early or you might cry frozen hipster tears.




After Justice bangs you harder, better, faster and stronger than your boyfriend or girlfriend ever could, you get monday to wednesday to recover, but only to prepare you for Chromeo at Le National on Thursday, Digitalism at Club Soda on monday, and MSTRKRFT and Boys Noize at Metropolis on Saturday. What the fuck. Shit will get real serious.




So drink your vitamin water, take extra naps, aggregate prescription drugs and stock up on bulk units of alcohol, because along with St Pattys day, sobriety will become a rarity among Montreal banger kids.

Justice - DVNO [Surkin Remix] (mp3)







Chromeo - Tenderoni [MSTRKRFT Remix] (mp3)







Digitalism - Pogo [Shinichi Osawa Remix] (mp3)







Boys Noize - & down [Siriusmo vs Boys Noize Remix] (mp3)











1 comments

Loa Loa on March 19, 2008 at 7:58 PM  

Can i say something here?
1) Steve Aoki was tight.
2) Uffie is a talentless cunt riding the waves of his ball sack. SHE HAS ONE SONG! Has no one else noted this? And it's fuckin about trying on clothes for an hour. Fuckin....FUCK she didn't even wear a shirt at her show and her bra was Lame!
I hate Uffie so much.
<3 hil kitz