Twelves remix Black Kids and LA Riots are ready for the floor

Brazil is more than just an Arcade Fire song. It's also home to CSS of ipod fame and the reason for today's post, The Twelves. A few weeks ago we posted some tracks by Jacksonville's Black Kids and just recently The Twelves have dropped a remix of the hit song from the Black Kid's EP Wizard of Ahhhs I'm not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you. check it.



Black Kids - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You [The Twelves Remix] (mp3)



In addition LA Riots and Villians have teamed up to produce a Ready for the Floor remix actually worth blogging about. This Hot Chip track has already been remixed to death but trust me when i say this one is worth checking out.

Hot Chip - Ready for the Floor [LA Riots & Villains remix] (mp3)

Aphex Twin, Venetian Snares and Prairie Hate

One week till St. Patrick's Day, so let's celebrate our Irish heritage with some classic electronica from 1999 and one of the sexiest, freakiest, most awesome video of ever:

Window Licker by Aphex Twin.

To be honest, fabulous honeys shaking their booties in slow motion doesn't do much for me; back-up dancers and stretch SUVs leave me equally uninspired. But this 10:35-long video gives those tired, painfully overused elements the respect they deserve…those fine sugars in those white bikinis getting their sumptuous asses doused in champagne? Damn, son.
It doesn't even matter that they all have Limerick-born Richard David James' permanently grinning, bearded face (so brilliant/self-indulgent). And when the girl turns around? It's like when that homeless guy pops out from behind the dumpster in Mulholland Dr.

Amazing. (edited to get straight to the music)




Something very interesting about the track is that when viewed with your spectrum analyzer (an "instrument used to display the frequency domain of a waveform plotting amplitude against frequency"), at 5:27, you see the image of a face, his presumably.




Another hugely innovative electronic artist that likewise hides spectral images in their work is Aaron Funk aka Venetian Snares, who embedded pictures of his cats in the track "Look" off the 2001 album, "Songs About My Cats".

True story: one afternoon, chilling at the Irish Embassy Pub after a long, hard day of testing video games last summer, the waitress asked me where I was from while I ordered a beer. I said Winnipeg, and it was like BAM. Total change. She went from a nice girl who serves business men expensive pints and Pachos (fucking $12, goddamit) to nice girl who probably gets fucked up on mad drugs and goes to underground breakcore shows every weekend.
She then proceeded to tell me about Venetian Snares, who is also from the lovely Manitoba city. She called him a genius, comparing him to Mozart even. So much passion....



I can see it when listening to the song 'Hajnal' (Hungarian for dawn) from the album 'Rossz Csillag Alatt Szuletett', which is really beautiful - classical, anxious, tragic – then breaks into drums and bass. Another song off the album is based on Rezső Seress's 'Szomorú Vasárnap' aka 'Gloomy Sunday' aka The Hungarian Suicide Song. Urban legend has it that it inspired multiple suicides, including a boy who jumped off a bridge after hearing a passerby whistling the tune lol. Or more like song of death out loud. I'm listening to it now, and really, it's pretty much the opposite of the other music blogged here. Got to know your roots, baby. If you're Hungarian-Manitoban-Irish, it seems…



Back to Venetian Snares, I've got to talk about the album he released earlier that year of 2005, "Winnipeg Is A Frozen Shithole." Chances are you'll hate this album; I found it mostly unlistenable and I like abrasive, erratic jungle. However, I share his disdain for the frozen wasteland, and this album lays an incoherent hating down, with tracks like "Winnipeg as Mandatory Scat Feed", "Winnipeg is Steven Stapleton's Armpit", and "Winnipeg is Fucking Over". If you don't know anything about the city, you're probably thinking that it can't be bad enough to warrant nine tracks of unbridled abhorrance. In that case I suggest the song "Winnipeg is a Boiling Pot of Cranberries", which gives you a little explanation, or if you want something prettier, there's always the Weakerthans, "I Hate Winnipeg". At a (hockey) party this winter, I played some Tones on Tail, promptly to have it deemed as "too weird" and turned back to the Toby Keith classic, "I Love This Bar." Vomit.


To end on the St. Patrick's Day note, Steven Stapleton currently is living in County Clare, Ireland, on a piece of land with houses and caravans he hand-built and decorated.


Article written by contributing writer: CM Foxcroft

Monday Re-up #3

REMIX ALBUMS REMIX ALBUMS REMIX ALBUMS. yes i'm talking Boys Noize, I'm talking Oi Oi Oi remixed which is dropping march 25 and will without a doubt be as hot as the album itself. The last remix vinyl i bought was Bloc Party's Silent Alarm remixed and since then the practice has become pretty popular. Reason to be even more anticipatory of the album is that on the album will be a remix of Oh! by Montreal's A-Trak. And if that's still not enough, we have that very remix here for you to enjoy at your leisure.

Boys Noize - Oh! [A-trak remix] (mp3)




Dj Topcat - Time to listen [Talib Kweli vs MGMT] (mp3)



Fiest - Well it's Time [Feat. Kanye West] (mp3)

Omnikrom this Saturday

Not much can be said about Montreal’s very own Omnikrom that wouldn’t be better articulated by the first few lines of their hit song “Danse la poutine”. Any electro group with the intrepidity to make a song purely about cooking poutine and pull it off deserves every shred of Montreal street cred coming their way. Omnikrom has built an entire career on mixing dance beats with their own unique brand of unabashed French Canadian rap lyrics and are showing no signs of letting up.

Settled on Montreal record label Saboteur along with their partners in dance floor crime Numero, Omnikrom consists of MC’s Jeanbart & Linso Gabbo and DJ Figure8. There is definite sense that they have carved themselves out a distinct community; through their shows which they tend to share mostly French DJs, through Off the Hook who sells Omnikrom T shirts and tickets for their shows and through a healthy overseas relationship with Djs from France.

Their February 23 show with Teki Latex at Le National sold out so quickly that they have scheduled a follow up show this Friday March 8th with Cuizinier and DJ Orgasmic of France. Tickets are 15$ and can be bought at Off the Hook (Saint Catherine & Peel) or admission.

Following their second Montreal date, Omnikrom continues to show a commitment to their home province hitting smaller towns in Quebec where I imagine touring electro acts are normally few and far between. They’re even playing a high school in L’Assomption at the end of May. I think I went to high school in the wrong province. Whether you’re anglo, franco or any other phone, I recommend you give Omnikrom and their European counterparts the chance to, regardless of your stance on bill 101, have you dance all night long to fried food recipes.

Gonzales and Boys Noise, "Working Together"

The only thing cooler than a french canadian concert pianist, is one who covers Daft Punk, gets remixed by Boys Noize and collaborates with Teki Latex. Self described bohemian oppertunist Gonzales is one such concert pianist, who amuses me with his oddball photo's as much as he impresses me with his collaborative creativity.

In an interview with Palms Out, Gonzales dropped this little gem,

"Canada has no culture beyond bearded indie-rock so I left."

I can't help but know what Gonzales means by this, but still I won't defend it in the interest of avoiding a tiresome and mostly pointless debate. Did I mention he remixed some Feist tracks awhile back? No? He did. He's been all over the place lately drumming up some attention for his upcoming album Soft Power and will be touring extensively in support of it. If you'd like to prove to Gonzales himself that here is room in Canadian culture beyond bearded indie-rock, show up to his May 8th show at Le National and tell him yourself.


Gonzales - Too Long [Daft Punk Cover] (mp3)



Gonzales - Working Together [Boys Noize Remix] (mp3)



Gonzales - Slow Down Remix Ft. Teki Latex (mp3)

Monday Re-up #2

As hectic as this week was, as we know all to well, remixes seldom - if never - sleep. This week i discovered a parisian electro group who remixed an upbeat disco song featuring the chorus chants of small children.  

Allow me to duck any cries of disbelief you may currently be thinking of uttering / have uttered and tell you I'm not talking about Justice or D.A.N.C.E. (hard to believe?)

But i lead you to believe that i was.

See how i did that?

Yea.

You might respond with: So what? tell us who the fuck you are talking about already.

I'm talking about Breakbot.

asshole.

More specifically, I was talking about Breakbot's remix of PNAU's track Baby.  It's fucking easy listening, anybody can do it, teaming with naivety and i love it. check it out:

PNAU - Baby [Breakbot Remix] (mp3)



Next and in keeping with the more laid back mood, i've got a track from the now ubiquitous Hot Chip.



This track shows that these brits aren't always quite "ready for the floor" and sometimes -like all of us - they just like to bitch about things and be nostalgic.

I can't help but wonder if the lyrics are about some kind of family gathering gone wrong with lines like,

"All the people that i love are here
All the people i love are drunk"


Hot Chip - Crap Kraft Dinner (mp3)




So you might by now be thinking, these pansy ass Heart Attack bitches have gone soft, i want a song i can down a 40 and cause mischief too, none of this babysittin-cooning bullshit.




Hold the shiticane, Treasure Fingers (incidentaly playing our launch party april 10th) has come to your rescue with this epic banger.
This Atlantanite, upon the condition that "you aint got no money", would like to urge you to "take your broke ass home". Frivolity can only result from this Fergie fingering track.

Fergie - Glamorous [Treasure Fingers remix] (mp3)

We Take Names

We were all figuratively on crack this week, setting up a regime of Facebook friend adding and group creating that could make Raoul Castro blush.  First and foremost we are finishing details on throwing a blog launch party to commemorate our entrance into - ideally - public life.  More details, posters and a facebook event will soon follow, but for now here is what you have to look forward to:

Thursday April 10th

Treasure Fingers (Atlanta Fool's Gold)

Kill the Noise (NYC)

+ local guests TBA

@ Coda Club

Yours truly will be there, undoubtedly hella crunk, but not so hella crunk that you should fear approaching either one of us and saying hello.  So feel free.

Make us happy campers right now by doing the following;

Join the facebook group:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=10973796843

Add us as a friend:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1137237430

Stay tuned.